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Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Crap Like What It Was

OK, this is one funny title.
But today, I just wanna crap for awhile. Be warned that it brings no meaning sometimes. If you find any meaning on this piece of crap, then good for you. If not, just take it as a piece of crap. Well, afterall my name is craps rite?

Basically some people can live on crappy stuffs happening around their crappy lifes. But what can one do usually to improve their crappy lifestyle. Mostly none, due to their laziness and I-Dont-Give-A-Damn attitude. I wonder why? Is it being bred into them since they were young or do they have crap genes.

Albeit, I found an interesting post searching for crappy stuffs, more importantly crap and WALLA, here comes McShit (or McCrap). I wonder, if you see this during lunch time, will you be having McDonalds for lunch. LOL



Have a happy crappy day then.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Czech Lost - Strikers

"But a hamstring injury to striker Jan Koller in the first half of that game ended up defining the Czechs' heart-breaking experience in Germany, and the team limped to defeats against Ghana and Italy."

One of the main reasons why Czech lost. It was a brave effort by Nedved to lead a team who put their heart out to qualify for the second stage of the World Cup, but nonetheless, the team with the sufficient players stood out. Gambling with Baros match fitness is also relevant.



The game went out of hand and was affirmed a loss when 11 vs 10 men was on. Polak...argh you just have to do that with that silly challenge there. Gone are players like Nedved, Poborsky, Koller for the coming World Cup in 4 years time. Anyway it was a good game for the Czech with the exception of the match against Ghana.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Czech Reports

I sensed a revival of a powerful team. Let's hope so.
Based on reports at soccernet, Czech might be fielding Baros. Who knows?
Even better is their secret report of Koller. Haha..Long live giant koller

Some excerpts from the Brueckner, the Czech coach.

'They are part of the squad and in Baros's case we will decide after training (on Wednesday), ' said Brueckner, 'As for Koller that is a matter for us to know,' added the Czech coach.


So Italy, prepare to receive some surprises.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

What's with People with England!

England? The future world cup winners. ROFLMAOBBQSAUCE.
Have a lookie down there.


If England wants to win the World Cup, well I think they need to wait a few more years. If England is depending on Crouch to win the World Cup, well wait until Peter Crouch is much more agile and mature. Compare to another tall player, which is Koller from Czech Republic, the only thing Crouch has over him is the ability to fall easily (you know, his physique).

I am bigger & taller than you!

Anyway I am tired of people keep on talking about how good is England when I just saw their previous games playing just like bunch of lucky people. Where's the England that we saw playing mostly on EPL? WHere's that quality? They're pretty lucky that Gerrard always save their asses. I am sorry those die-hard England fans who are mostly not even English themselves, I just don't see England winning the world cup this year with their lacklustre performance. Screw me if you want, but that's how I see it. With their crappy defense and their crappy tactics of using one tall guy who falls over so easily and can't seem to use his header for goal poaching purposes wisely, what can England do?

Sunday, June 18, 2006

Czech Is Unbelievable

OK OK...Argentina has a one sided crappy scoreline. Yeah 6 -0 . Anything....
The are good, wouldn't doubt that, but what happen to Czech Republic. Nope! I am not gonna condemn my favourite team but it all happened due to insufficient replacements for strikers. I am very very sad.

Some words for the Peter Cech, no 1 Keeper
"If we play our game we still have a big chance to win against Italy and that's what we're going to try to do,' said goalkeeper Petr Cech, whose succession of good saves prevented a much heavier defeat. "

If you do watch the game, you would have notice, the Czechs were outplayed without a commanding striker. One thing though after an update, Baros might come on the next match with Italy, if he's fully fit. Damn...I really miss Koller too.
As if Baros is saying "I'll be back!"

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Crappy Day

Today's a crappy day for Sir Crappy.
Everything I do sounds crappy, even the people around are also crappy. They have nothing better to say than to always talk about work work work. Why can't they have a peace mind and talk about where's the next holiday destination. Thus This is a crappy post unlike others.

So if you want to beat the crap out of me, forget it.

Anyway CZECH REPUBLIC WON their match. Wait for my review.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Germany in World Cup

WTC (What The Crap)...A few days before we heard someone bragging that England wasn't a good World Cup team (playing sense in a big competition). Well but look at the team as the one who has blatantly says it. Who else but the guy below...
Self Proclaimed Hero


The quote goes something like this,
"England are a good team. Yes, and they have very good players this season but I just don't see them winning the world cup. They are not consistent in big cups, thus I don't see them here. Unlike Germany who has been consistent in bigger cups."

Hmm very wise words from someone who let in 2 solo goals by Costa Rica,Wanchope rules.

Based on my review, I see flaws in their defense. Relying too much on their offside trappings instead of really tackling.

Here's MY RESPONSE!!

EAT SHIT


Next coming match. ENGLAND!! Let's see whether they are the better team in this World Cup, but guess I am still a Czech Republic fan no matter what. Sad to see Milan Baros won't be playing in the first match. But then, what am I to complain, there's Koller.

You heard it RIGHT

Thursday, June 08, 2006

What's With World Cup

World Cup Fever? More or less like going to be a crappy fever. The world will turn topsy turvy.
Look at this Guy.


Baros The Hero?


Someone edited his photo and hated him. Why? He's a former Liverpool player. I betcha it must be an England supporter. Anyway I am rooting for Czech Republic. Don't ask me why, it goes back when I was just a small crap.

World Cup, going to be held in Germany. Hmm.... one crappy thing is have a look at the new mascot for it.

Huh? No more cute Mascots?

Whatever happen to those cute cute mascots that they had during the World Cup 2002. What does the Lion means? Of all things, a crappy lion. Well, it's worth the effort though. Of course I pity the guy in the mascot. He dresses with lotsa fur covering him, not that he doesn't have any hairs or any thing. Who knows the one inside might be a pretty model for all you know. HAW HAW!!

I Love This Mascot for 2010

I betcha that would be lots of expression if this was taken as the mascot. WTF is an hentai looking anime doing in the World Cup. Naw...it'll never happened.

Guess That's All the Crap about the coming World Cup. I'll be flabbergaster if England were to lose in the first match. But you'll never know, World Cup springs up surprises.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

First Dirty Crappy Post

I guessed everyone thought of being a scumbag sometimes. Being in line with most of what other people like to say. Well what do you know, knowing that somehow, somewhere, there is always lots of people who don't really care what this world has turn up into.

Since this is the first entry, I am proud to show to you, the collection of craps. Yes...CRAPS...and I mean craps as in poo poo.

Beetles in the dung?


Well how about something funny for a change. How about the biggest poop that a man has ever shit....

Biggest Shit Ever?


Real life pictures of someone trying to beat the record. PRICELESS!!